1. A/S/L?

8,983 days old. Mail. Everywhere at once.

2. What Instrument(s) are you responsible for in Shapiro?

The Electronic Bass.

3. If you could take a paid trip to anywhere, where would it be/what would
you do there?

I would go to the moon. I would then try to jump really high and play moon basketball. Wait, does is this question limited to the current four dimensions? Cause I’d totally hang with a hyper-cube if I could.

4. Do you like candy, and if so, do you like it enough to accept it from a stranger?

I don’t really like candy all that much actually. Except rolos, and yeah, I’d probably accept it from a stranger. I try to think the best of people.

5. Books or Movies? Any preference?

Books. Definitely books.

6. Where do you see yourself in the next ten minutes?

Sitting here still filling out these questions, wishing I was hanging with a hyper-sphere.

7. There’s a smell wafting through the air, it’s your favorite scent. What is it?

Hmmm, hmmm. Sandlewood.

8. Will robots play a big part in the future of Shapiro?

What are you talking about? We’re already robots.

9. What band/genre of music do you feel you personally associate the
most with?

Probably Jazz. I was raised on it. It has infected me.

10. Only one restaurant exists in the entire universe. What is it?

The restaurant at the end of the universe of course. They have the best gyros.

11. If you could listen to music on any type of medium, which would it be
and why?

Does air count as a medium? I mean live music. Definitely live music.

12. You’re at a dock along the shore of the Chesapeake Bay, a cruise ship
from the future appears in front of you carrying future people who are
partying hard. What are they wearing, what are they drinking, what are they
jamming out to, and would you join them?

They would be completely naked, because in the future we will have eliminated all insecurities about our bodies. They would be drinking space wine, fermented in the NGC4444 nebula cluster. They’d probably jamming out to classic rock; there is a reason it’s called classic rock. I would join them. Who doesn’t like being naked while drinking wine and listening to classic rock?

13. If you were a wild west outlaw of old, about to be hung by the neck
until dead, what would be your final words?

Can I have a step stool to stand on while this happens?