1. A/S/L?

23/M/Washington DC

2. What Instrument(s) are you responsible for in Shapiro?

Piano, Vocals, mind numbing floor tom solos.

3. If you could take a paid trip to anywhere, where would it be/what would you do there?

India. Join a ashram.

4. Do you like candy, and if so, do you like it enough to accept it from a stranger?

Depends on the candy.

5. Books or Movies? Any preference?

Flip books. Two birds, one stone.

6. Where do you see yourself in the next ten minutes?

Checking this list for errors.

7. There’s a smell wafting through the air, it’s your favorite scent. What is it?

Eucalyptus

8. Will robots play a big part in the future of Shapiro?

Of course.

9. What band/genre of music do you feel you personally associate the most with?

The Cranbarry Manilows, they are still under the radar.

10. Only one restaurant exists in the entire universe. What is it?

Indianamericanthaisushieuthoutopia

11. If you could listen to music on any type of medium, which would it be and why?

Minidisc. It is the future of music.

12. You’re at a dock along the shore of the Chesapeake Bay, a cruise ship from the future appears in front of you carrying future people who are partying hard. What are they wearing, what are they drinking, what are they jamming out to, and would you join them?

They are wearing full body tights (made popular by Universal Apparel), their own recycled urine, and zen music. Of course I would join them.

13. If you were a wild west outlaw of old, about to be hung by the neck until dead, what would be your final words?

Es hat sich vor meiner Seele wie ein Vorhang weggezogen, und der
Schauplatz des unendlichen Lebens verwandelt sich vor mir in den Abgrund des
ewig offenen Grabes. In other words…

Before my soul like a curtain pulled itself away, and the scene of the
infinite life transforms before me into the abyss of the eternally open
grave.